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When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.
Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?
Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".
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When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.
I hope she won't be epsteined in jail because we need her testimony.
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Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.
John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.
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1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.
2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.
Definition 2:
Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.
You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.
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He didn’t kill himself
Epstein didn’t kill himself
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To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.
Did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? What a pimp!
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To end a life.........
First seen on a Twitch Channel #Robbaz by #AlexisMason.
I'm going to "epstein" myself.........
That got just got epsteined...........
Let's put an epstein out on that guy............