A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
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To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.
Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!
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When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)
"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."
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A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
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when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up
Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up
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When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.
When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.
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