A burger made with 2 Psilocybin caps as “buns” of the burger, an angus patty basted in cani-butter, THC grown lettuce, LSD infused ketchup and mustard, Acid tabs layer neatly on 2 slices of provolone, and finally a cup of lean to wash it down.
Bro I’ve been tripping all day. Nah Bruh you haven’t had The Fucking Burger. Before
slang, high as fuck
So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.
1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.
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Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
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Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.
Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.