The Gordon Ramsay

When you crack three eggs into your girls mouth and aggressively thrust during fellatio to the point where the eggs are properly stirred and ready to be transferred to a hot pan where one can add vegetables, butter, or cheese to craft the perfect omelet.

"What'd you have for breakfast" "me and my girl had some eggs, we tried the gordon ramsay" "oh nice, that's a healthy breakfast"

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Gordon Ramsay

A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.

'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay

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Gordon Ramsay

A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.

Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?

Chef: F-frozen sir..

Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.

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Gordon Ramsay

The Simon Cowell of the culinary world. The difference is, he's not an asshole (unless he doesn't like your cooking) and he actually has talent.

"It's fucking raw!" - Gordon Ramsay

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gordon ramsay

A total savage, a god among men, a fucking roasting genius

gordon ramsay is a total savage YOU FUCKING DONKEY

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Gordon Ramsay

British chef who will go postal on yo ass if you fuck up in the kitchen and will call you a donkey.

Chef 1: "I burned the beef wellingtons chef"
Gordon Ramsay: "Piss off you donkey"

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Gordon Ramsay

A spicy boi who is also a "first class cunt" who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is

Can someone tell Gordon Ramsay where the lamb sauce is?

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