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When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
I'm going for a Jackson Pollock
Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!
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When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'
I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.
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When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.
He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.
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1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter
2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!
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1. n. An influential American abstract expressionist painter (January 28, 1912 – August 11, 1956)
2. v. A sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto his partner. Unlike pearl necklaces, jackson pollocks aren't restricted to specific areas of the body. see bukkake.
3. v. An offensive act meant to degrade the receiving party. Literally referring to ejaculation. Most commonly used to burn someone's game.
4. n. Jackson Pollock(s) - Cockney, or Modern Rhyming Slang for bollocks. (used predominantly in the U.K.)
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A: "You tryna chill today b?"
B: "Nah, I got this paper to write on Jackson Pollock."
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- "Last night I Jackson Pollocked all over my girl, and it was soooooo gooood."
- Jim was about just to cum when Jane asked if he would Jackson Pollock on her titties.
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A: "Do you like my new hair cut (/fresh tattoo/ masterpiece painting/bougie designer wear) ?"
B: "I could Jackson Pollock all over that shit it would look better."
4.
-"He needs a good kick in the Jacksons"
-"Bleedin' Jackson Pollocks... That's jacked up, mate."
See also, "Who the *$&% Is Jackson Pollock?" by Harry Moses 2006
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