The Jerry Lewis

The act of taking your pointer finger and rubbing your ass crack or balls with it. Then taking it and sliding it right under another person's nose; If the act is done by a female, then its called the "Reverse Jerry Lewis".

Hey bro, before the night is over I gotta do "The Jerry Lewis" on that chick sitting at the end of the bar. She'll love it!

10👍 3👎

jerry lewis trick

When you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.

A: If youre so paranoid, use the Jerry Lewis trick.
B: Whats that?
A Its when you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.

40👍 10👎

Jerry Lewis' Hair

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."

"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."

27👍 9👎

jerry lewis' buttcrack

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.