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Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt
#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.
#2: Bummer
Lady Gaga. Singer/ Songwriter/ God/ Dancer/ Farmer who saved Earth from the evil power of Mother G.O.A.T. and Madge Stans. Born on March 28, 1986. She is know for revolutionizing pop music in 2009. Lady Gaga or "GodGa" is known for hits like 'Born This Way', 'Poker Face', 'Just Dance', 'Bad Romance', 'Paparazzi', 'Applause', 'Do What U Want', 'Perfect Illusion' etc. She is an icon to all. She has left Earth snatchedt, slayedt, and shookedt. In Gaga's name we pray. Inevntor of the German Language, Gay people, Pop, Music, Vegatables, Horses, Animals and humans.
Joanne: Oh man, did you light your Alejandro candles for the Super Bowl?
Sonja: Upcourse! I am ready to be shookeedt.
Joanne: Yas queen! Slay Lady Gaga!
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Lady Gaga is Mother Monster. She invented things like rain and more. She revived pop in 2009 and in quarantine is guiding us to Chrometica. She is a goddess of pop.
Person 1. Puts up an umbrella.
Person 2. For shame let it rain on u like your Lady Gaga.
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A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.
Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?
Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.
Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.
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A very bad joke played on all of us by Tim Burton.
Person 1: Did you see Lady Gaga the other night?
Person 2: Yeah, Tim Burton sure is getting better at special effects.
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A beautiful sexy lady. She sings iconic songs like Bad Romance and Paparazzi. She can do a lot with her amazing and talented voice. She looks flawless with and without makeup. She takes ice baths then hot baths pre show and honestly that’s epic. Anyways Lady Gaga is who you want to be friends with. (Also she is Immortal)
“OMG ITS LADY GAGA AHHHH”
“Isn’t she immortal or something?”
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Lady GaGa is a unicorn in a man suit.
I will explain.
Only unicorns can get away with wearing such glittery, weird clothes. And, since unicorns have no gender (they reproduce through rainbows.), she/he would have stood out in human society, therefore he/she chose a man suit to fit in.
Example:
Human A) OMC, that person just doesn't fit in. It's something about them... A magical air...
Human B) Oh, yeh, that's Lady GaGa. It's not a person at all, it's a unicorn.
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