The act of licking another persons asshole
Person 1 Get that shit eatin grin off your face cory!
Person 2 Man I cant i just lawsoned this girl
Person 1 Dude i have got to try The Lawson
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To get completely screwed over.
Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.
Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."
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Being a Lawson is a gift. He is awesome, hot, and very athletic. He is a very smart person and has a lot of friends. Everybody loves him. Everybody wants to be him. He always has a good and positive personality. He is very good at sports, especially in swimming.
He is so Lawson.
Lawson is so cool.
You just pulled a Lawson.
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Lawson is an adorable lil guy. He usually has strong muscles but doesnβt realize it and is too shy to show them off. Usually Lawsons have a dirty side to them but they only show that part late at night. Lawson enjoys playing baseball and talking to girls named savannah. Lawson also enjoys having company and playing with dogs and getting lots of sleep. Heβs pretty adorable but can be a little jealous sometimes, but thatβs just him showing you he cares. Heβs also hilarious and will make you laugh 24/7. If you ever wanna smile all you have to do is make eye contact with him.
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To live in a house trailer and take fictitious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers.
Hey Tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. No Bob, he got my money but he said I have to wait. I think I`been Lawsoned, I know my bum hurts.
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When you shove tea bags up your arse and take a hot bath
Sorry guys I canβt hang out tonight because Iβm going to take a Lawson.
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