face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

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face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

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slaps like Smith

When something is so good that it slaps as hard as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

Wow, that song slaps like Smith!

Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

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slap like now

a phrase used by Davie504 in his videos.
For example;

"Slap like now or these guys will find you"
*shows coffin dance dudes*

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

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slap like a seal

when you're just having a great time

"Tonight's gonna slap like a seal"