lion king

Cum on the woman’s stomach then take your thumb and make a half circle and say simba in a semi ominous tone

Did u just lion king me me???

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Lion kinging

Lifting a small animal or child into the air and singing the circle of life, preferably with some sort of light shining on you, like rafiki does to simba at the start of the lion king.

Girl 1: dude, if you do don't stop lion kinging the cat, she's gonna scratch your eyes out.

Cat: Meeeoooowwwww *scratch*

Girl 2: I deserved that

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Lion King

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".

"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"

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The Lion King

Best thing Disney ever came up with

Mulan was good
Hercules was better
Aladdin had a happy ending
A Goofy Movie made my life
Adventure Buddies were all mistakes
Winnie the Pooh close, so CLOSE
But The Lion King: it's got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and The Lion King 1.5 is pretty epic: Pumbaa and Timon's perspective. It's a win!

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The Lion King

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Ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn Disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by Elton John and the voice of Darth Vader as the King Mufasa. A story closely related to Macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.

Johnny: The Lion King is the best animated movie ever.

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The Lion King

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the semen from left to right across their forehead and saying in a Rafiki-like voice, "Simmbaaa".

That chick took my copy of The Lion King last night!

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Lion Kinging

When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging

“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”

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