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Bro, you can tell josh is a mahler by the way he checks out men
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Mahler was a misunderstood, great composer. If you can listen to mahler, you can listen to anything.
"Wow! Mahler's second symphony is beautiful!"
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An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.
Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
If you're a mahler, you LOVE cats! You'll find a mahler eating hot pockets and watchung netflixs. He LOVES twenty one pilots and also is addicted to whipping, dabbing and doing the nae nae
"Oh my God jordan, you're so luckyou you're dating a mahler"
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One of the greatest composers to ever live and is rightfully labeled as a genius.
Beautiful symphonies and compositions in general.
Person A: Gustav Mahler? Ugh can't stand that guy, he sucks!
Person B: Kill yourself
The Mahler Syndrome is a syndrome where an Individual pretends to have a certain illness, mental or physical, or someone who tries to make said illness look worse than it is.
Pretty much someone who seeks attention.
Person A: Person B said their Asthma is really bad.
Person C: But their asthma is ok, they don't even need an inhaler.
Person A: Lmao, Mahler Syndrome.
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A devastating move created by the one and only Alex Mahler, which involves annihilating ones opponent into a pulp, and destroying their demeanor, but can only be accomplished by Alex Mahler.
After I got done with Tori, Mahler came over and Mahler stomped all over her.
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