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Buying a bunch of drinks, leaving, and complaining when someone else does the same
Joe: Did you see that Mitch just left after spending trillions of dollars on drinks?
Chuck: Yeah, he just did The McConnell
Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.
Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism
n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.
Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.
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Any policy approved by Senator Mitch McConnell that is detrimental to the working or middle class people in the United States of America.
The factory I work in is being shut down and moved to China, due to McConnellism.
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Using immoral partisan tricks to benefit the interests of self and party over the prosperity of America and democracy
The government shutdown is McConnellism at it's worst
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The end result of Senator Mitch McConnell’s policies.
The factory I work in has been McConnellized, its being shut down and moved to China.
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A hard clumpy constipated shit that when finally extracted leaves hemorrhoids and rectal bleeding.
The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.
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