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A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)
"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
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Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
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Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.
Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!
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noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
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A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
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Similar to mooching but the act of mooching is not currently taking place but is expected to resume
Ivan mooches cigarets from me whever im around him I dont want to say no but I cant say yes
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