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The Mr. Potato Head

Similar to the teabag. When a male places his penis on someone else's face with the shaft lying on the nose and one testicle on each eye. Creates an illusion of altered/extraneous facial features.

The Mr. Potato Head, kind of like a teabag

by shutimanta April 26, 2012

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Mrs. Potato Head

A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.

John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job.

Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits

by Dannnyyy June 15, 2013

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Mr. Potato Head

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

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Mr potato head

Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.

I love Mr potato head

by Me donation January 5, 2021


Mr. Potato Head

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.

"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'

by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010

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Mr. Potato Head

The latest victim of cancel culture

Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!

Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED

Little Kid: *Cries*

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

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Mr. Potato head

An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.

Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head

by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009

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