The Muppet

The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".

My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.

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Muppet

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet

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Muppetting

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

Muppet

A right useless fuckwit.

Fuck off Tony Abbott, you muppet

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Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

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muppets

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."

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Muppetize

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.

I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"