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Tell your girl she needs to close her eyes and only open them when you say so.
Right before you come tell her to open them so as soon as she opens her eyes all she sees is a white flash of cum.
Just like atomic bomb you see a bright flash.
Yoo dude, last night I gave my girl
The Nagasaki.
Japanese port city founded by the Portuguese in the late 16th century and unfounded by the U.S. on August 9, 1945
Hope these fuckers like fried rice- Nagasaki
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An alcoholic drink comprised of one part eggnog and three parts sake. Popularized by Andy Bernard in the season 3 Christmas special of The Office.
Some places won't make it for you, because eggnog is seasonal. NAGASAKI!!
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The second city that was destroy by an Atomic bomb by the Americans in 9th of August 1945. After this in the 15th of August 1945 the Imperial Japanese Empire surrendered itself and so ended the age of WW2.
See it isn't that hard to make a good definition about Nagasaki.
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To microwave something for the second time, after realizing it wasn't microwaved enough.
I needed to Nagasaki my noodles after it was too cold the first time I microwaved it
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The Nagasaki is when an American man is hanging from the ceiling and atiny Asian woman lays spread eagle on the bed and the man drops on her after singing here comes the son.
My Japanese wife didn't know the origin of the song here comes the sun came from Nagasaki. So I showed her why
Another kid in 1945: Daddy that cloud looks like a mushroom!
*Evaporates again, dieing instantly*
Also, that was in Nagasaki
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