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Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.
Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"
"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."
Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
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December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!
National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!
December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
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on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦
grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"
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The act of doing something so absurd, (smoking an electronic cigarette, getting a tattoo in your friends basement, spending all your money on drugs)that your friends only know how to label it by stating, "he's just jerk nation."
"Him and his electronic cigarette, totally jerk nation".
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