If you forget to return the slab in time, prepare for The Pharaoh's Curse.
The first signs of the curse is extra sand in your shoe for no reason. This lasts for about a week before the next sign. This is your last chance to return the slab before your demise. After this week your house starts being covered in sand. Things hanging from the ceiling in your house will fall down and sand will be covering the floor. The next sign is the one most associated with the curse, spitting out sand. Victims of the curse will start to spit out more and more sand as the days go by. This will all continue until the victim suffocates and dies.
Jamal: wus goo-fffff*spits out heavy amounts of sand*
Tyrone: You straight dawg?
Jamal: Nah, I got The Pharaoh's Curse
what happens when you forget to return the slab
Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭
Level five sex move: Requires written consent. The pharaoh’s curse consists of bringing a female to your place of dwelling, and before engaging in sexual intercourse pouring a bag of fine sand all over your partners body and genitalia. before continuing on to have intercourse
My girlfriend cheated on me and said she would make it up to me, so I gave her the pharaoh’s curse.
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The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.
"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"
when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut
"Bro I just did the Pharaoh's curse with my kids"