The Seaturtle

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.

"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"

seaturtle

to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum

If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.

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