The Sex Scale

The official scale of hotness in a female.

1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!

Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.

33👍 5👎

Sexness Scale

On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse.

I've had that girl before,on the sexness scale,she's a 7.

6👍 3👎

sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

5👍 10👎