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The floppy, slit-looking mush of skin a person has when he/she leans to the side, resulting in smashing all the meat/skin/fat together. Happens to most people unless they're supermodels.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Bobby's side vagina?
Person 2: Yeah, I wanted to put my penis into that lusty layer of skin.
A triangle shaped vagina that is every man's dream.
That's quite the snatch you have there. Of course it is... it's because it's a 3 sided vagina.
It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.
Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.
I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography
A vagina that is unwanted by others.
Has had all previous partners break up with her
She has been left by the last 5 boyfriends. She is probably crazy or has some verge side vagina. Approach with caution.