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A joint made of half weed and half blunt. The first half of the joint is the blunt the second half is weed.
We had half a blunt and a little weed so we rolled The Springroll
A loving, yet morally ambigious, act whereby an individual is wrapped in a bedsheet (or any substance/material of malleable nature) thus appearing like a 'springroll'. The protruding feet are then tickled by another person.
Sister: It is time to springroll my brother
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1. A compact food where the contents are usually a type of meat mixed with noodles and vegetables, nicely contained in a crunchy shell.
2. Someone who is a keener and generally considered "lame".
3. A "move" used during sexual intercourse
Springrolls are much better than eggrolls.
He stayed up all night studying, what a springroll.
...And then she did a springroll!
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When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"
"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
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When your girl eats Chinese food and proceeds to fart in your mouth for 30 minutes while watching reruns of the Cosby Show.
New Yorker 1: "Yo, my girl deadass gave me a springroll butterfly last night. Shit was potent."
New Yorker 2: "Word? I deadass been tryna get my girl to do the same thing b".
The act of a springroll...
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
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When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls
Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota