The Stoetz

Known as The Stoetz for short. It's pronounced "stets" for all you dumb cunts. His first name is Jim. Nobody knows how Jim became the way he is since he has been alive for over 1000 years. When he got covid, he was over it quickly, as the covid could not live in his dusty lungs. For some reason, he is always angry and likes to cuss a lot. Legend has it that The Stoetz began going bald in 1323, but how the fuck could we really know that?

The Stoetz tried to marry AJ's sister, but she already married Kenny.

the stoetz

An angry old man named Jim. He is a fire alarm guy (FAG). He is known to sleep around woth AJ's sister in various dumpsters. His constant cussing and yelling sometimes gets him in trouble at work. At 5'3" and 142 years old, with veins full of dust, he is still going strong somehow.

Dammit, I have to work with The Stoetz today!