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The William Howard Taft

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

by BrownieO July 30, 2009

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William Howard Taft

The thiccest president of America.

William Howard Taft was thicc.

by TH47 May 1, 2018

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