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The act of rubbing out the first load out while one self is still Flaccid,Soft,Limp, and or like a wet noodle.
after school one day. Doug got home and couldnt wait to masturbate, and that he did, didnt even wait to get an errection. He finished, and to his suprise he even ejaculated. From then on out he refered to this act as The Alfredo, AKA. The Fredo.
When you bust into a chicks mouth and you throw in some parmesean cheese and oregano, then force her to swallow it.
Dude 1: Yo, How did you night with Chelsea from Yubo go?
Dude 2: Dude it was crazy, I didn’t expect her to suck dick so well so I gave her a little treat and Alfredoed her.
Dude 1: Holy shit man, I can’t believe you actually did that with her!
He is fucking HILARIOUS! He will do or say anything just to make you laugh. He is most importantly, an amazing friend. He will NEVER want to see you sad or mad. If he sees you this way, he will go out of his way to change that. But don't let his niceness fool you. If you make him mad or mess with his friends.. ohhh you will be sorry. You will catch him blasting some tunes by most likely The Weeknd or some Travis Scott. You know yo are his homie when he starts to call you "dawg" or "foo." So if you come across an Alfredo, make sure to make him your best pal.
"What's up dawg?" Oh he is definitely an Alfredo
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A drug dealer that keeps it on the low. He be getting high and can get a little way to hype. He always had a time and place for everything. He is a very nice and caring person but if you get on his nerves things might change. His family always come first before anything or anyone. Multiple girls wants him but he stays loyal for this one girl who really deserves him.
“Omg look at Alfredo he looks high”
“Alfredo is so cute”
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Extremely handsome, the kind of guy that would do anything for you. Has muscles on top of his muscles. He's loyal and trust worthy, loves his family and his friends. Will put your needs above his. The kind of guy you want to take home to your parents. Someone who will succeed in life. Always supportive and caring. Someone all the girls want but is faithful to only one. protector. Never clingy.Someone you will always want in your life. and has a gorgeous bubble butt.
Guy one: oh no here comes alfredo Guy two: yeah he'll take all the girls
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The most real Motherfucker out. Alfredo will always have your back and defend you in most cases. He isn't scared of flirting with another mans girl. Alfredo is usually really funny and the type to even make a teacher laugh.
Alfredo is so damn funny like... damn.
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He is the most handsome,hot, and cute person is is very kind, funny and charming. If your ever feeling sad he will make you put a smile one your face. He is also a very great trumpet player. He is very special.