The Book

A large book that existed since the dawn of time. Contains all tricks ever known to man, sorted by date.

You told her you were gay so you'd get closer to her? That's the oldest trick in the book, and won't work either!

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The Book

Facebook. This internet fad has grown to the level of popularity where it does not require distiction from other books, much like Kylie, Beyonce, Bono or Hitler.

Pers1: Are you on The Book?
Pers2: What book?
Pers1: THE Book. Facebook...? What other book is there?

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The Book

To be online Facebook; in the process of checking your Facebook account.

"Dude did you get the message I sent you last night?"

"Nah, I didn't get time to check The Book".

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The Book

n. The magical object that has made many girls 'chestless' over the years. Refers to females who are 'flat' and have small 'titties,' or breasts due to the undeniable fact that the book has metaphorically fallen on their chest.

Dude, Philly, your girl is fucking tiny. She's got a terrible case of The Book.

Man, shut your ass Swan, your girl got the shit beat of her by The Book.

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The Book

A term refering to Facebook, the extremely popular social networking website.

Fred: Yo what are you up to this weekend?
Ed: Nothing, you?
Fred: I'm throwing a party at my crib, I'll hit you up on The Book.

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The Book

A slang term for the popular social networking website Facebook.

Buddy 1 "What are you doing this weekend?"

Buddy 2 "I dont know yet, hit me on 'The book' and we'll figure it out"



"I'm going to meet my friend for lunch but I just have to check 'the book' first"

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The Book

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.

"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me

"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me

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