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THE BURLAP

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

by Phillbo February 12, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


burlap

an expression used to pertain to something that cannot be adequately expressed or explained. Also means whatever the user wants that is unspeakable.

I saw the burlap!

I found the burlap in you

I will burlap my way to love.

by bezalel December 13, 2016

28๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


burlapping

Verb. The act of stretching your sack to cover someone's face and/or head as if to pull a burlap sack over them. This can also be referred to as the chloroform rag.

Last night, I was burlapping this rogue-ass bitch on a pole and she totally passed out

by hindenbag October 14, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


burlap

A sexual act consisting of the insertion of one person's scrotum into another person's anus. Can be nonconsensual/consensual and homo/heterosexual. The word may be used as a verb, noun, or in rare situations, as a present-pluperfect adjectival impersonal pronoun.

Dude, I just burlapped the hell out of that chick.

When she asked for burlap, I couldn't believe it...

You're into burlap? Ewww!

by Alberto Malich February 20, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


burlap

Like gnarly, only more so.

Dude, the waves look so burlap.

by This guy February 26, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


burlap ting

A derogatory way to insinuate that someone's clothing is not to the highest standard, informally used within the Southern suburbs in England.

"oh yeah bruv, man's got dat burlap ting"

by FlameWeaver March 10, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ripping burlap

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

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