the fetal position

the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.

"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."

fetal position

the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.

lol that kid just threw himself in the fetal position and shit his pants.

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Fetal Position

A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.

"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."

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