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When a person PUNCHES a girl in the vagina, and the girl is so loose your whole fist fits inside her vagina!
WARNING!: "may cause bruising"
She was so loose, I was able to perform the, "The Fist of God" on her!
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when you drink too much of a carbonated beverage and the gases get stuck in your throat, causing you to feel an intense pain as the gases force their way back up
It's a really hot day so you grab a Sprite and take a huge gulp. Then, you feel it lodge in your throat as one giant burp that won't come out. It just sits in your throat for a while and then painfully forces its way out. You think," Ohhhh, I'm glad that's over. The fist of god really hurts!"
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What I was gonna pound her like.
"Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
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To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".
OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.
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