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Similar to The Stranger. Instead of sitting on your hand, you sit on your penis until it falls asleep. Then you masterbate, so it feels like you're jerking off someone else.
Last night I was visited by The Ghost.
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The Ghost is done when you are doing a girl doggy style in a dark room in front of a window and you switch places with a friend who was hiding in the closet, very quickly and quietly so she does not know. He then procedes to do her from behind while you walk outside and stand in front of the window and wave at the girl.
Me and Bob pulled the Ghost on this girl yesterday, she almost had a heart attack!
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The act of defecating on a pottery wheel then entering your partner from behind while interlocking fingers and shaping the rotating stool into a turd dildo.
(An additional act would be to take the formed shit dick, place it in a kiln and use the completed pottery cock on your partner)
“The poo under Brian’s fingernails came from a hot session of doing The Ghost last night.”
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When a particularly foul and long lasting fart is deposited and can be smelled long after the person who did it has left.
I think I just encountered the ghost of Jeff in the study. He left 45 minutes ago but it smells like a dairy farm in there.
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When a person cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they're dating, with zero warning or notice before hand. You'll mostly see them avoiding friend's phone calls, social media, and avoiding them in public.
I haven't seen Tom in 3 months. I think he may be ghosting me.
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Ghosting is an online term that can have at least two meanings
First:
Ghosting can mean the viewing of a stream/streamer for the purpose of gaining information that could be used to gain an advantage against them (no matter if they're a team or an individual)
Second:
Ghosting can mean the shutdown/ceasing of communication with someone without notice. This can include but doesn't always require the closing or shutting down of social media accounts or ports of contact such as email addresses or phone numbers.
First Example - In an esports tournament watching a stream of the game you/your team are playing for to gain an unfair advantage over the enemy. Thus you have ghosted the enemy.
Second Example - When you do not wish to continue a friendship or relationship with someone you might decide to cease all communication with them. Ghosting them.
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The act of suddenly ceasing all communication with someone the subject is dating, but no longer wishes to date. This is done in hopes that the ghostee will just "get the hint" and leave the subject alone, as opposed to the subject simply telling them he/she is no longer interested. Ghosting is not specific to a certain gender and is closely related to the subject's maturity and communication skills. Many attempt to justify ghosting as a way to cease dating the ghostee without hurting their feelings, but it in fact proves the subject is thinking more of themselves, as ghosting often creates more confusion for the ghostee than if the subject kindly stated how he/she feels.
Carmen: How was your second date with Kyle?
Beth: I thought it went well, but I've texted him a couple of times since then and he's been ghosting me.
Carmen: What? I thought he was more mature than that.
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