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The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

by Slamma_Jamma February 22, 2012


health nut

A health nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her health.

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." Redd Foxx

by Elisee January 30, 2009

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Health Nut

A sexual act, where instead of cumming on a girl's face, you instead throw tofu at her and scream "Health Nut" at the top of your lungs. Usually done by the vegans.

Brooklyn Kalesworth: so how was that Veg date last night?
Vegan McSoytooth: aw man it was awesome... we ate quinoa for like three hours and then I Health Nutted all over her.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: Seriously bro? The Health Nut? That's yesterday's gravy

by GeorgeBusch February 1, 2018

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health nut

1) One who spends the majority of their weekly salary on expensive, media promoted, cardboard (liquid or solid state) that tastes like shit. 2) He who LOVES veggie dogs

Azns who drink Acai at 14 dollars a week rather than buying noodles or smelly phish. Clearly a health nut.

by c0ld_calculati0n November 23, 2008

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health nut

Someone who cares a great deal about health and general well-being.

Person A: "She is such a health nut, right?"

Person B: "You're just jealous of her amazing hair and skin. Maybe you should start caring for your own health."

by vierblumen January 24, 2017

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whit the health nut

the badest, the prettiest, the oh so healthy whitbae... a serious health nut

Wow did you see whit the health nut today she looked HOT! but oh so healthy

by Mr. Harold October 17, 2017