the old you

1) Used in a sentence to encourage somebody to do or not to take place in an ativity of sort, usually bad.

2) Used to tell somebody that they have changed, either in a good or bad way.

a) The old you would have tapped that hussey all night.

b) The old you would never have thought about stealing that bitches TV while TJ was banging her mum, what's got into you man?

How old are you

You ask someone this when they aren’t acting there age

Nunchie how old are you stop throwing stuff around the room

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How old are you?

A question asked very often by some idiots on YouTube.

Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?

Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!

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How old are you?

Don't fall for it-

Sarah: How old are you?
Me: Ain't falling for it.

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old bitch you wary

Being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a "bitch"

You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.

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You Old Man!!!

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.

"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"

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alright you old cunt

A form of endearment in UK

Alright you old cunt, how’s it going