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Home of Diana, Maddie, and the page three girl. Or all of the above at once. Oh... Don't picture that, the thought police will send you to jail
"EXCLUSIVE! DIANA MURDERED BY PHILLIP IN TUNNEL HELL!"
"EXCLUSIVE! MADELINE MCCANN KIDNAPPED BY PORTUGUESE PEDO IN TAPAS HELL!"
"EXCLUSIVE! LADY DI AND MADDIE HIT THE BEACH!"
THE SUN. WHERE HUMANITY GOES TO DIE
A deadly laser.
Hey, can we go on land? NO! Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
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British tabloid whom recently started celebrating the "Chav culture". Give me a break.
The Sun really have no idea about Chav's at all.
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Louis William Tomlinson, a British singer-songwriter, a former member of the very popular British-Irish band One Direction, and a future manager as he has recently announced that he is going to be starting his own management company. Fans, who also call themselves 'Louies,' refer to him as the sun because his smile 'lights up our world like nobody else.' He is adorable in every way and it is impossible to live without him.
"The Sun is so beautiful."
"Yeah, I love Louis Tomlinson too."
A big bright ball of hotness in the sky. Hated by pale people and world of warcraft players. Location? Go outside in the day time. Look up. You can't miss it.
So today i went outside and looked at the sun. I forgot to turn away, so i kinda' burnt my retinas.
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That giant glowing ball of gas that is there for us all day, everyday, but we are not allowed to look at it.
Little Bobby: "Dad! look at the sun!"
Bobby's Dad: "No Bobby!"
Little Bobby's pupils then evaporated and he realized the true meaning of good and evil in the mortal world.
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A nuclear bomb, when detonated, produces a flash of sunshine bright enough to blind people miles aways. Also, Nuclear fusion is the process that produces the energy needed to power the sun, while nuclear fusion is also what causes the nuclear bomb to explode.
"We destroyed 3 boats, and they unleashed the power of The Sun."
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