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When you think you have to shit, but it turns out to just be gas.
I had a bad case of the Trumps today; it was all fake poos.
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Basically the two options of an immigrant to get fucked by the orange species of human kind, aka. Trumpinator:
1. Getting banned
2. Marring him
Either way you're screwed.
Greg: Dude why tf is Melania Trump still married to this scumbag?
Paul: Man, it's trumped or trumped
Rip af Melina
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"My children are geniuses, college trophy kids." "Why does he always Trump it?"
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trump it
Pull a fact out of your ass.
So, did you actually research those assumptions, or did you trump it?
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(noun)the Japanese word for playing cards. Used either by Wapanese speakers or in Japan.
wapanese_nerd: wanna come over and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new naruto based cards
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A word said during a poker game implying you have a winning hand or to show another player their hand trumps someone else's
Kinda a bragging word used among friends at the poker table
Hey dude ur poker hand Trumps his cards because ur 4 of a kind is higher than his 4 of a kind
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shitting your pants and then walking around and denying that you shit your pants even though everyone can clearly tell that you shit your pants, and if anyone accuses you of shitting your pants, you tell them that in fact THEY shit your pants and that this part of some conspiracy against you to fill your pants with shit even though you're simultaneously claiming that there is in fact no shit in your pants. Then, out of misplaced loyalty, about 1/3rd of people convince themselves that somehow you're not obviously lying to everyone and so you then tell these foolish people that it's actually chocolate in your pants and then make them eat your shit in front of you
Person one: what the fuck is that smell?
Person two: ugh somebody's trumping
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