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The Turkey Vulture

Your penis.

mc: "Is the turkey vulture flying high?" ;)

miller: "It's flying sooo high" ;) ;)

by mcmillerfan July 8, 2009

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Turkey Vulture

A cougar past her prime, still on the hunt, but unable to bring down faster and wilier prey like the cubs she hunted during her prime. The turkey vulture is more reliant on incapacitated prey, akin to carrion, to feed her hunger for meat.

Are you kidding? She is twenty years past cougar, she's a turkey vulture.

by jewelsy April 4, 2011

361πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Turkey Vulture

A woman who’s is too old to be a cougar and still likes to β€œhunt” but is in unable to β€œseal the deal”.

β€œThat's what they call a β€˜Turkey Vulture’. Twenty years past a cougar, still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.” - Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)

by Solus Veritas April 27, 2018

46πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.

He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.

by ikehi11 August 1, 2020


Turkey Vulture

Used to describe a scavenged kill during the course of a multi player first person shooter video game; such as taking someone else's kill, or watching two people duke it out then kill the person that is left living (but of course, at low life).

I just killed two people! Damn im just barely alive... Asshole turkey vulture just killed me.

I just got Turkey Vultched at camp curtis

by ScottieO. February 18, 2005

17πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


gay turkey vulture

A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.

You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.

by Yoshida May 4, 2004

10πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž