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The Vegan

A sex practive where a person with a penis dips their balls into hummus and then teabags their vegan partner.
The hummus can also be substituted for guacamole.

mom: where did all my hummus go?
me: I did the vegan on Karen last night.

by 23angryKarens January 4, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Veganal

The breathtakingly beautiful act of preforming anal in a decalcified browneye. As vegans do not consume meat, dairy, or eggs their colons move much faster and have no backlogs; providing a much more pleasant experience.

Veganal is as clean as smashing watermelons.

by Mr. Mistaken October 27, 2015

50๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


veganize

(v) To veganize is to modify something non-vegan to vegan with vegans awesomess.

Let's go veganize our school cafeteria!

by MariaV January 14, 2008

225๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vegan

People who refrain from eating any animal products (or anything derived from animal products) or using animal products such as leather, silk, or wool. It is a more strict form of vegetarianism. People who are vegan are often passionate about their veganism.

The American Dietetic Association continues to assert that a vegan diet is a healthy diet.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

5897๐Ÿ‘ 1850๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vegan

Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.

The poor carrot had no chance.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

14198๐Ÿ‘ 4588๐Ÿ‘Ž


veganic

clothing, food (& food growing practices) that are both vegan and organic.

dude 1: "You'd think that humanity would figure out that meat, dairy and pesticides are bad for their health and the environment by now, but most are too brainwashed by propaganda to see the clear solution of going veganic."

dude 2: "You're just a tree-hugger hippie... its natural for humans to kill animals for food, and we are supposed to have dominion over the Earth"

dude 1: "I hope some cosmic wave evolves your brain in 2012."

by veganic January 3, 2009

169๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


veganity

A religion for the new millenium, the foundations of which are formed by the principles of veganism. At its core is the desire to curb excessive usage of non renewable resources and thus perpetuate the existance of a habitable planet, and hence the human race.
Thought to have been started by a two vegans and a blog entry somewhere back in '06.

"Dude, I want to do something to make the world a better place."
"Convert to Veganity."

by reincarnatedneutrino November 23, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž