Thea Syndrome

When you say you're going to sleep but find yourself back talking with friends a bit later

Go back to sleep, you must have Thea Syndrome.

Thea Syndrome

Where the patient experiences more keyboard spasms than usual. Victim will be more prone to "fangirling" and hiding behind random people if they find something threatening.

"Jeez, what the fuck happened to Johnathan?"
"Mf got a case of Thea Syndrome that's what."