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A person who is sexually attracted to and gifted at pulling bad bitches.
Nick: Ayyy whose that dude in the vip with 25 thotties surrounding him?
Sam: That's Zach, he does this shit every weekend he's a straight Theophile.
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An estranged member of society, often found in libraries and internet cafes. has a lust for theoretical thinking and an inexplicable sexual desire towards textbooks.
"He's such a theophile, I caught him balls deep in a GCSE German textbook the other day"
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A guy who always claims to be a few inches bigger than be really is, not only regarding body size.
It's as tiny as Theophil.
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One of your best friends' middle school crush who she never stops talking about
Let's watch Theophile come down the stairs