Theratini

Any kind of alcoholic beverage designed to provide stress relief, attitude adjustment, or relaxation, especially at the end of a long, trying day or at the end of a long, trying relationship

"This day is never going to end, but when it does, I'm heading next door for a good, stiff theratini."

"I've decided that I'm putting myself back out there. I'm going to start with an ice-cold theratini."