third floor

A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.

What happened to that report you did last week?

I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.

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third-floored

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

Third-floored

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

The Third Floor

a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bottom floor and wave. giving your girlfriends pleasant surprises.

Cody,Alex,Billy,and I did quite a number on those girls with the third floor.

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Third Floor

Used to describe someone weighing in surplus of three-hundred pounds

Q: How much do you suppose tank weighs?

A: He's on the Third Floor

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third floor berry

the most epic place ever. where cool people hang out. @ dartmouth college.

why is that girl always studying on third floor berry? she clearly wants facetime.

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Third floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the third floor.