Third Day

Crazy awesome Christian band. Southern Rock-ish. Not real mainstream, as their songs tend to focus on God.

Person 1: Is that Lift Up Your Face on?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: ONLY THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!
Person 2: Who's it by?
Person 1: THIRD DAY!!!!
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1 Just read the description that's right above this conversation!
Person 2: Oh. Right.

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Third Day

A band with a lead singer who has the lowest and worst sounding voice ever. If you want to hear some terrible singing listen to them

If Third Day was preforming they would suck.

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The Third Day

An insult used to offend saints, especially God

And then on the third day, after god made all living things he made this motherfucker. Thank you Jesus

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Third Day Syndrome

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.

Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!

third day delay

third |θərd| day |dā| delay |diˈlā|

to refrain from calling a girl for 3 days after she shares her phone number in an attempt "play it cool" and not seem overly eager to get laid.

• call loitering; phone procrastination; dilly-dally-dialing, ring-a-ling-lolly-gag

guy1: "Yo bro, I just got this fly girl's digits.....should I call her up tonight?"

guy 2: "Nah, man, you gotta wait out that third day delay, dumbass. Make her sweat it out and wonder about you, dude."

guy: "Hey baby, can I get your number?"

hot girl: "Sure, but f that third day delay bull shit, you better call me tomorrow."

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Talk in Third Person Day

An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.

Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."

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Talk in Third Person Day

A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.

Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.

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