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Thorsten is the premium version of Torsten. Everything that is generally referred to as a good quality in Torstens is typically enhanced with Thorstens. The more ambiguous characteristics, however in Torstens cannot be found in Thorstens. The “h” actually makes all the difference.
Person 1: Oh look at that great guy. His name is Torsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.
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Thorsten is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is really intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Thorsten, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.
That boy is so amazing. he must be a Thorsten.
A typical white guy who is known for being extremely weird when it comes to sexual stuff. He knows about every fucked up thing on the internet and it satisfies him talking about those things. Do not ever mention topics like 2 girls 1 cup if a Thorsten is close by, cuze then you will soon have to deal with the most fucked up conversation of your entire life time....
Dude have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Don't tell Thorsten about it though.
Oh shit its Thorsten...RUN!
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He is the most magnificent, intense, amazing, hardcore, and talented at everything. Some say when he runs the world just spins under his feet. He is without a doubt the pinical of evolution. He is the perfect thing. They say he isn't even human. He has adopted, what he thinks, is an adequate human body, so that he doesn't attract attention.
He is the father of god.
When someone sneezes, you say: "Thorsten Pacher bless you"
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