Throdding

The act of enthusiastically clubbing someone's erect penis with a rolled up magazine or newspaper. A sado-masochistc practice often resulting in paper-cuts to the genitals and teary eyed participants, it is thought to have originated near a small town in southern France called Lorgues when a housemaid accidently mistook a guests appendage for a giant gekko.

Sounds like she's giving him an absolute throdding in there. He'll have a nob like the last Nik-Nak in the packet by the time she's done.

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Throd

An extremely annoying person or object. Or simply someone who struggles with day to day life.

What are you doing you absolute throd.
Why are you such a fucking throd.
My throd of a car won't start.

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