Throwing in the bowel

Referring to "throwing in the towel", this is when you really have to take a dump, and when you just can't wait any longer, you throw in the bowel, giving up on your body, and taking a crap in your pants.

Oh, when I took all those laxatives, I was in the middle of a meeting. I couldn't take it any longer, so I did the old 'throwing in the bowel' routine.

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