Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

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