Tiger stage fright

Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.

The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.

Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!

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