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Tikkyism

The religious organisation that worships Master H. Tikkyism beliefs follow the life of HS and Ed by dropping loose game on bundalengerz and/or milfs and saying “do you wanna hold this wood”. An additional “darling” might be added to enhance the chances of this chosen bundalenger to hold ones fine piece of mahogany wood, or any wood at that.

I am part of Tikkyism, I’m not a virgin.

by Mr. Dang November 15, 2021


Tikkyism

Among one of the most prestigious religions. Founders Ed Matthews and Harrison JP Sullivan are responsible for creating many Bible verses such as 'You alright girl' and 'You tryna hold this wood'. The country in which this religion was founded and the holy place is Marbella.
With many newcomers, Tikkyism is becoming one of the most profound religions to follow amongst the young gym lads.

What religion do you follow?
'I follow Tikkyism girl'

by Apostolou December 14, 2021


tikkyism

The religion founded by the worshipful prophet H and his disciples Ed and OC. Established in order to end the hateful discrimination towards the large wooders by the rats who also snitch on H bunning a zoot who are completely oblivious to the fact that they are disrespecting the Holy ground that our omnipotent H walks on.

I am part of the tikkyism religion and I pray to the almighty H 3 times daily.
I am a baptised tikkist.

by Tikkist believer November 13, 2021

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Bible of tikkyism

The bible of tikkyism is a set of rules founded by saviour hs and prophets Ed and bonnie it is set into 16 different rules that should be followed to become a game dropper

Rule no.1 in the bible of tikkyism no sucky no tikkytokky

by Hs tikky tokky July 6, 2022


Tikkyism

Tikkyism refers to the sacred religious practice of dropping loose game on a chosen and enlightened bundalenger. The religion of Tikkyism was founded by Lord H and his well trusted disciple, Ed. The first commandment is a highly regarded one- that loose game must be initiated by asking the bundalenger where they live; followed by explaining that your Nan actually lives there too. Therefore, Tikkyists seek to have firm grips on their woods- an exercise which should be practiced every weekend. The place of worship is the prestigious, Marbella. Marbella includes extreme wood holding action as well as the highly respected tradition of “bird-watching” as another activity expected from Tikkyists on pilgrimage when in Marbella.

Tikkyism bible verses to refer to when in bundalenger drought:

Lord H: 2:32 “I’ve got an AP round the corner if you’re looking for some big wood tonight girl”

Disciple Eduardo: 4:11 “You alright girl, I was just birdwatching and I wanna show you a good time, what’s your numero darlin?”

by Hstikkytokky May 29, 2022