Tim-Hard-On

The erection given in anticipation or sheer excitement of going to Tim Hortons.

Dude, me and my friends were headed for Tim Hortons the other day, I had such a Tim-Hard-On.

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Tim's Hard Lemonade

Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.

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