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A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.
If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.
Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."
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He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!
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Name for Timberland boots.
I got the new fresh tim-tims son.
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"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".
Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.
Chrisy: I cant't seem to get Bob's attention.
Missy: Girl what's wrong with you?
Tim-Tim you stupid bitch!
He'll come around ballsout.
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1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.
2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.
Doctor: What shall you name them?
John Smith VII: Ermm, Tim
Doctor: Theres two of them...
John Smith VII: Tim-tim then. Took my family long enough to think of a new name for one child, a second isn't gonna come easily.
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A person who hasn't matured past the first grade due to a harrowing incident when his teacher turner a potty training lesson into full-on molestation involving some, if not all, of the classroom pets, chipped pieces of chalk, and Elmer's glue. A Tim-Tim is now forced into a life obsession with feces, boners, barfing, and any other sexual deviant act or bodily fluid. He relieves these pent-up childhood memories by posting made-up words on urbandictionary, sometimes more than once.
"Did you see that bullshit word on urbandictionary? Must be the work of a tim-tim."
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A man with a big pp and good looks who is cool
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