Timsterism

1. The religion for the aspiring singer/songwriter Tim Hatten.

Person 1-"So, back on the topic of religion, what did you say you worship?"
Person 2-"Timsterism. It's for Tim Hatten. He makes music and stuff."
1-"Well, that's interesting...I guess."
2-"It's also for the people that listen to his music. They're called Timsters, like Nicki Manaj calls her fans her Barbies."
1-"Ah... Makes sense now."

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Timster

When your class is assigned a presentation and you are picked to present in front of the whole class at the peak of your boner.

Teacher: "Matthew please go and give your presentation."
Matthew:" Shit! She just had to pull a timster."

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timster

a person who resembles will ferrel and bruce willis, very beliigerent, likes to get big air, raging his face off is his favorite past time.

Dude, look at timster raging his face off while getting big air

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Timster

That one monkey from a wikihow article that teaches you how to defend yourself from a monkey attack.

Man: Hey Timster could you take this picture for me please?
Timster: ooo oo ah ah. *cuhcher*